"Um, your fingers are in the shot... hello...?"
"It was windy. And if I let the earrings go, they blew all over and looked completely skewampus. They still look a little skewampus, but they looked worse, if you can believe it."
"Skewampus? Do you really expect me to take you seriously as a jewelry designer if you're running around saying things like 'skewampus' and putting your fingers in your pictures?"
"Well, no, I don't expect you to take me seriously. I don't take me seriously. In fact, I'm having a rather lengthy conversation with myself on a blog. How could you possibly take me seriously??"
"Ah. Well. In that case..."
Amythyst chunks. Served skewampus side up.
$5
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